This is not written by me... i got this from a blog i was reading. haha~ n no, i dont noe e person. was searching blog entries for 'tjc' to get an insight of what life inside is like. then came across this....
quite funny.
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They'll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: They'll prefer it to be darker.
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark.
Q: Who wrote all this?A: A TJCian. Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They think they are already very bright.
erR quite insulting. but i agree with some. like the HC part about competing with RJC... very true. ok, gona be scolded 'bo liao'
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